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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:12 am

long tongue hahahahahahaha.
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:14 am

Hujoom Itna Ho
Teray Ghar Me
Khushion Ka
"Arsalan"



K Tujhay toilet Jana Ho,Or Rasta Na Milay"
Dhinka chicka:)
Dhinka chicka:)
Dhinka chicka:)
ay ay ay ay
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Re: Joks Zone.hahaha

Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:15 am

Kch nai rol on floor arsalan ki bt krny lga tha🤣
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Re: Joks Zone.hahaha

Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:17 am

Indian: Humare Mulk Me Taj Mahal hy.*.
Lekin
Uske Andar Parinda b par Nhi Mar Skta
.*.
Misar: Humare Mulk me Itna Husn He
lekn.*.
kisi Larki ko koi Touch b Nhi Kr Skta.*.
,
American: Humare Mulk Me esi Police hy
k
koi hiley to Police Pohnch jati hy.*.
,
Pakistani: Hum Woh Qoum hein
k
"MISAR" Se larki utha k
"TAJ MAHAL" mai Chod k wapas aa jaynge tb b
"AMERICA" ki police ko Pata nhe Chale ga. :-"Proud To Be Pakistani"rol on floor
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Re: Joks Zone.hahaha

Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:19 am

6 inch Ka Hy
Rang kala hy
Size Normal Hy
Mazboot Hy
Zyada Mota B nahi Hy
250 larkiyo ne B lia hy
Lena hy To Bolo
Full Masti me hy.
Mera














Nokia 1209
Tri soch gndi.
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Re: Joks Zone.hahaha

Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:21 am

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha,ek angrez aya aur pocha,what is this?
Gujjar:this is doodh
Angrez: what is doodh?
Gujjar:doodh is produce from Majj
Angrez: what is Majj?
Gujjar: Majj is the wife of sanda.
Angrez: what is sanda?
Gujjar: Sanda is the father of katta.
Angraiz.what is katta.
Gujar .katta is kazan of wachha
Angrez.what is wachha
Gujar.wachha is s0n of daand
Angrez.what is dand
Gujar.dand is hasband of gaan
Angrez.what is gaan
Gujar.gaan is kazan of majj.
Angrez: ok.ok
Gujjar: je hun v samjh nai ai te ja ja k english language wich admission le le Nalaika.:1218:
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:22 am

Pasnd aa jaein to thankd p0st kr daina rol on floor
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:24 am

1 Pathan murgi ko
Chod raha tha.

MURGI:
PuK..PuK PakaaaaaK


PATHAN
Shhhhshhh

ChuP


ChuP

ChuP kar dramay baz

ANDAY se mota to nai hy. . .rol on floor
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Re: Joks Zone.hahaha

Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:29 am

Arsalan says to salman :1056:Ap jo koi bhi ho, MERE nmbr pe 20 ka BLNS dalwa do men is wqt BATHROOM me hun, or GHR ma koi b nahi ha,
unko PHONE kr k bolna he, k MOTOR chala do PAANI khtm hogaya he. Mera yaqin kro,

Men HAATH dho k apka BLNS lota donga,

Plz mere MADAD kro.



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Re: Joks Zone.hahaha

Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:32 am

Braizar ka tohfa milne pr,..

Girl: Tumhein mera size kaise Maloom Hua...?
Fadi: Wapda Mai job karta Hoon, Area Dekh kar Load Bata Sakta Hoon. rol on floor
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Re: Joks Zone.hahaha

Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:33 am

1 larki bht rmantic ho k apne molvi boyfrnd say..
.
Darling aj mre kaan me
kch grm sa
Kch nrm sa
Kch metha sa
Kaho
.
molvi ahista se bola
.
.
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HALWaaaaaaa!!.
maddd
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:51 am

Girl:
Tm kesy paida huay thy.?
Boy:
jesy sb paida hoty hen
Girl:
lekin tumhary abbu to pathan hen na.?

Moral:
larkiyan b pain yakki ka peepa bja skti hain....rol on floor
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:55 am

Wife:
Tum Shadi Se Pehle To Boht Gift Diya Krte Te Mgr Ab Kuch Nai Dete?

Husband:
Machli Pakrne K Baad Dana Kon Daalta Hai.
(',')
<)(>
_/?_
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O Teri Kher...Point:1056:
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:58 am

(',') /
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_/ \_ vekhi aa
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Mar mar k Bund Laal kar dian ga jiny mainu Thankd poste na kity rol on floor
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:00 am

FRENCH KISS kya hai?
French kiss ka Mtlb ye k Lrka Phle Lrki k Honton se Hont Touch kre
Phr Lrki ka uper Wala Hont Apne Honto m Daba k Chuse
Phir DOno HOntOn k ßeech m Zuban Dega
Lrki me Hrarat Tez Ho Gi
Or Lrki Apni Zuban Lrke
k Honto m Degi To Lrka Lrki ki Gardan k PichLi Side m Hath Rakh k
Uski Zuban Apne Honto m Le k Chuse Ga
Dono Madhosh Ho k ALag Hone ka Nam Ni Lengy,

Itni Gor Se
Quaid-e-Azam k 14 Nukat Prhty To Aaj 1 Naya Pakistan ßan Gya Hota.....! lol!
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:03 am

Husband or wife Talaaq k bad..
Husband:
Bacha mera hy,

Wife:
Wah g wah,
Sari sari raat phudi meri enj wajdi rahi,
jiwein tol wajda a,
Tay aj bacha tera ho gya?
bacha mere nal jaye ga..
puch le bachey kolon..

husband:
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oye putar msg fair parrhein,
pehle dass? Kiday naal jana ay? rol on floor
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:05 am

2 bacho ko apnay baap ki almari say ik condom mila

PEHLA: dekho dekho mujay ballon mila hay,

DOSRA: aray nhe..
Ye to



Abbu ki "LULLI" ka moza hay..rol on floor
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Post by Silent Ocean on Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:32 am

Very Funny:1211:Very Happy

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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:15 pm

Fadi dangra kch tu v ithy add krdy bomb
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:23 am

Ik to read bhe kiye aur ulta in k khelaf bhe b0lty ho..long tongue
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:24 am

Hahahahahahaha. Yr kch to fun ho is f0rm pe=b agy agy daikh h0ta hai kia:1004:
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Post by Ahmad on Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:38 am

нαssαπ внυттα wrote: (',') /
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Mar mar k Bund Laal kar dian ga jiny mainu Thankd poste na kity rol on floor
thankd to krdia hai par mera admin se request hai k tere ye kuch post delt karde rol on floor
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Post by нαssαπ внυттα on Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:11 am

Ahmad teri dhui saik daini a main j inj h0ya rol on floor
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Post by Ahmad on Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:12 pm

me ne request to kar diya hai ab age admin sahb ki marzi teri post delt krta hai ya nai bhutta rol on floor
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Post by Ahmad on Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:14 pm

nd tuj se be request hai aise post na kea karo new user jo yaha join hote hai un pe acha asar nai parta is ka......!
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